Mecha Secret Service Dog Patrols Mar-a-Lago
The U.S. Secret Service has deployed a mechanical dog to patrol Mar-a-Lago.My only objection is that it's marked with "DO NOT PET" instead of "DO NOT ATTEMPT TO SEIZE SECURELY STORED CLASSIFIED...
View ArticleTDS Tears Special Offer at the SUBWH
Out they go!And the tears are flowing...Kinda make you thirsty, doesn't it? Well, here's some good news:It's a great deal, and it's keeping our Director of Soft Drinks very busy! He's due for a big...
View ArticleAn interesting factoid. Re: The Democrat's National Popular Vote Interstate...
Statistics: Posted by Margaret — 11/10/2024, 5:13 pm — Replies 0 — Views 125
View ArticleWhere Have Biden Voters Gone?
iframe Where did Biden voters go, four years passing?Where did Biden voters go, four years ago?Where did all the voters go?Vote ID got them everyoneOh, do they feel the burn?Oh, do they feel the...
View ArticleNothing less than -- A REBIRTH OF FREEDOM -- thread
Statistics: Posted by Margaret — 11/11/2024, 8:46 pm — Replies 0 — Views 89
View ArticleTDS Unglues the Unhinged
Out they go!And the tears are flowing...Kinda make you thirsty, doesn't it? Well, here's some good news:It's a great deal, and it's keeping our Director of Soft Drinks very busy! He's due for a big...
View ArticleShave My Head
iframe Yeah!Well, I date on grinder, I'm uber-driverKamala now I'll never, never get herGot no brains, I'm insaneMy friends say that I'm one big painI'm really lazy cut with razorsI got a mouth like a...
View ArticleWinter is canceled, summer is coming
I think I speak for our entire kollektive when I say that this updated meme rules!Statistics: Posted by Red Square — 11/13/2024, 5:47 pm — Replies 3 — Views 950
View ArticleDOGE Seal
Current, temporary seal is just a bland placeholder:The new department's seal needs to reflect it's mission:Anything that drives out the swamp rats is a good thing.Statistics: Posted by Colonel...
View ArticleThe Petrograd Soviet Rides Again!
Democrat Representative Wiley Nickel has advanced a bold plan to thwart the evil Orange Bad Man who has somehow wormed his way back into the White House. He wants to revive the concept of the "shadow...
View ArticleThe Ineffectual and Parasitic United Nations
Comrades, we're emerging into an era when The People™ know it's time to clean house but, some houses are too filthy and decrepit to clean and the only solution is a complete demolition. The United...
View ArticleBiden's Handlers Set Up Potential World War for Trump to Handle
As of this writing , this story is getting very little coverage over six hours after it broke.In a spiteful act of pre-emptive sabotage, the string-pullers behind the Biden marionette have taken a...
View ArticleDemocrats Demand An End To The Popular Vote
WASHINGTO DC:Senior Democratic Party Leaders™ have spoken out, after the electoral disaster of November 5, 2024, of the need to reform the election process in the Untied States of America. Anonymous...
View ArticleLeftists Pledge to Not Spend Money During Trump Admin, Purple Hair Dye Makers...
Portland, OR -- Since Donald Trump was selected as the 47th US President, many Democrats and others on the left have become concerned. They are looking for ways to protest and make their voices...
View ArticleJaguar Commits Suicide with its New Ad
Beautifully executed yet pointlessly bizarre: iframe Jaguar sells cars that usually are affordable only to the wealthy. In advertising, it's crucial to know your customer base. Who does Jaguar think...
View ArticleTime Magazine Person, Place or Thing of the Year 2024
That time of the year once again. Your predictions are welcome (and may be selected for illustration if outstanding enough), but while time is infinite, Time is limited, so get your entry in before...
View ArticleAustralia To Invest In New Green Submarine Technology
Canberra:Australia's Minister for Climate Change and Energy, Chris Bowen, made a statement at the COP24 (UNFCCC) gathering, recently, that Australia doesn't need to invest in nuclear domestic energy...
View ArticleRussia invades Alaska: UN, Allies urge restraint
For months, Russian president Vladimir Putin and his foreign secretary, Sergey Lavrov, have strenuously denied any intentions of conducting offensive military operations in Alaska. Nevertheless,...
View ArticlePutting a Face on the Fight - Russians Are Fighting Lions
General Ben Hodges pointed out the contrast between the Russian civilians in Kursk who met Ukrainian invaders with apathy and the Ukrainian civilians who poured out to protest against the Russian...
View ArticleWho’s Crying Now
Enjoy, comrades.Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 11/27/2024, 9:41 am — Replies 1 — Views 299
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