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Happy Thanksgiving, Comrades!
Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 11/28/2024, 8:07 am — Replies 2 — Views 604
View ArticleA brief explanation of the pardon of Hunter
Many people are wondering if there is precedent for such a blanket pardon as I’ve granted Hunter.ROBERT HUNTER BIDEN A Full and Unconditional Pardon For those offenses against the United States which...
View ArticleThe Crucial Communism Teaching Act MUST BE STOPPED
Comrades, this bill just passed the house - we must pull out all our dirty tricks to make sure it doesn't get passed into law.The Glorious World of Next Tuesday suddenly seems farther away than...
View ArticleSanta Claus - It's Worse Than You Think
The evidence is overwhelming. iframe Statistics: Posted by Komissar al-Blogunov — 12/7/2024, 6:28 pm — Replies 1 — Views 177
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Russia Grants Asylum to Homeless Syrian Migrant
In a clear exception to Russia's prevailing immigration policy, President-for-the Forseeable-Future Vlad Putin has granted asylum to a homeless Arab migrant with no future potential and no worthwhile...
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Happy Friday the 13th!
Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 12/13/2024, 12:03 pm — Replies 2 — Views 416
View ArticleGIVE ME SOMETHING by Oleg & Conrad
iframe • Music and Lyrics: Oleg Atbashian and Conrad Peterson • Instruments played by AI • Video by Oleg Atbashian • Graphics by Oleg and AI GIVE ME SOMETHINGIs it my imagination, or am I still...
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Biden's "Special Indian Knowledge"
Comrades, the Great White Father in Washington, D.C., Joe "Shitting Bull" Biden, has ordered the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA)—known mostly for weather forecasting—to apply...
View ArticleHow the West Provokes Russia
We have been, but not in the way many people think. iframe Statistics: Posted by Komissar al-Blogunov — 12/16/2024, 8:42 pm — Replies 1 — Views 352
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Australian Climate Crisis
Media statement from the Australian Bureau of Meteorology (ABOM)Excessive Heat Warning!This summer, we're going to see the hottest temperatures we've seen since last summer. The above temperature map...
View ArticleStop Me When You’ve Heard This Before
This comrade reminds the jackalope of Chinese Night Market copyright infringed product salesman. “Because our government is severely co-opted and corrupt is the reason for the Executive Order to...
View ArticleReEducated Facts of Oppression
The jackalope will take a corner slice of Texazistan beet sheet cake. Make it one of corners with a big Red Square of frosting, please.Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 12/19/2024, 9:33 am —...
View ArticleEspionage Memorandum
Breathe shallow, comrades, as a carefully worded memorandum of Homeland Security vapidity protects our communication systems from Chinese espionage. Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 12/19/2024,...
View ArticleWorm Needs More Turning
Comrades, do not ingest this worm until he’s had a few more turns on the TPC rotisserie spit.Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 12/20/2024, 11:30 am — Replies 0 — Views 255
View ArticleHappy Solstice, Comrades!
The December Solstice is happening as I write.Spring is coming!Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 12/21/2024, 5:21 am — Replies 0 — Views 21
View ArticleHoliday Waterboarding Fun.
Comrades, I have many thoughts on the holiday season that many people would find offensive. Suck it up! Or metaphorically drown.However, I would like everybody to enjoy the holiday season without...
View ArticleTrump Is Best of Times Trump is Worst of Times.
Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 12/22/2024, 7:23 am — Replies 1 — Views 39
View ArticleSpecial Report on CNN Highlights Growing Concern that the US Government Could...
Atlanta, GA—A CNN report, whose contents were leaked to us before airtime, outlines what reporters and university professors refer to as “Trump's catastrophe”—a rumored move to make tariffs...
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Merry Christmas, Comrades
Merry Christmas from each according to his ability to each according to his needs.Before Comrade Claus hops into his Sukhoi 2000 rocket-propelled-reindeer sleigh, there's still time left to add names...
View ArticleSpecial Notices Clear Polluted Thinking
Everything clear?Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 12/25/2024, 10:59 am — Replies 2 — Views 370
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